Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Hilarious Pic of the Week (Updated Every Sunday)



LOL! We were going to keep the hilarious pic of the week clean. But nah, everybody is a target, so keep your pictures unfunny!

Please let me know whats going on in this picture?? That shirt is too small & it's probably still a XXXXL.. SMH

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Kim Kardashian Tackles Massive Wedgie



This is for all the booty lovers out there. Kim Kardashian was spotted tugging a wedgie out of her implanted backside. This is a bit of humor mixed with eye candy.

More pics of her battle with the wedgie below:



Friday, February 20, 2009

Pimpin' Curly - Episode 3 - The Fast Lane



That fight at the end is hilarious!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Check Out Shaq Dancing With The JabbaWockeez



Check Out Shaquille O'neal dance with the season 1 champions of ABDC to the song Hero by Nas below:

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Hilarious Pic of the Week (Updated Every Sunday)



LOL! Baby got back!!!

50 Cent Release 3rd Cartoon For His Web Series Called "Officer Rickey"



50 Cent TV reports ""Officer Ricky: Everybody Hates Chris" Even though he has huge rap dreams, Officer Ricky still takes his career as a Police Officer very seriously as chases down Chris Brown, the latest in his quest to lock up all of the music industry. Officer Ricky then hangs out with some of his NYPD buddies and shoots a music video right in New York city! Damn 50, take that! Feat Chris Brown, Rihanna, DJ Khaled"

Saturday, February 14, 2009

How a Strip Club Lured a Reporter Away from Journalism



A couple of years back, around the time he was turning 50, Michael Precker was in his prime as a journalist. He'd never imagined himself doing anything else: "I knew in seventh grade I wanted to be a newspaperman."

A graduate of Columbia Journalism School, he was a foreign correspondent for 11 years in the Middle East and wrote feature articles on countless subjects for the Dallas Morning News. One year, the paper nominated him for a Pulitzer Prize.

Now he has a new job: running a strip club. "I feel lucky," he says.

Mr. Precker's career adjustment reflects the recent chaos of the newspaper business. It happened in 2006. Back then the industry was already pretty far along in its path to today's never-ending reports of bankruptcies and layoffs.

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A commercial for the Lodge, the Dallas strip club where Mr. Precker now works.
When the Morning News offered buyouts in 2006, he says the paper's leadership made clear that the reduction in staff wasn't temporary -- or necessarily complete. And maybe the next buyout offer would be less generous. Demand for the long-form journalism he favored was drying up. He could see "storm clouds" all around him.

"It seemed pretty clear that people of my vintage weren't going to get through retirement," says Mr. Precker, now 53 years old.

Around that time he found himself seated at a charity dinner near the owner of a Dallas strip club, Dawn Rizos. Hearing him mention the newspaper industry's travails, she offered him a job. "I like smart people. You could do communications," she told him.

He laughed it off. "I thought, 'I couldn't stoop to something like that,'" he recalls.

Soon afterwards, he was visiting Israel when the war with Hezbollah in Lebanon broke out, and to his surprise he found himself disinterested in covering it. "As much as I loved my job and was proud of what I'd done, I didn't have the urge anymore to run up to the border and explain it all to the American people and then come back and brag about how I'd been shot at," he says.

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Mr. Precker's career change was mentioned earlier this week in a column written by Mr. Helliker.

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02/12/09For him, that experience made it all the harder to ignore the industry's deepening financial travails. In his mind, he says, "the lines on the graph crossed. It got to be more ridiculous to hang on at a newspaper and less ridiculous to take this leap."

Upon returning to Dallas, he called Ms. Rizo, who made the offer contingent on the approval of Mr. Precker's wife of more than two decades. "I talked to her myself and made sure it was okay with her," says Ms. Rizos.

His decision to take the buyout and join the strip club surprised some at the Morning News. "He's probably the last guy anyone would have expected to become the manager of a topless joint," says columnist Steve Blow, a 30-year veteran of the Morning News. "He was a family man, a truth seeker, a serious journalist who covered the Middle East for us and then came back and wrote lifestyle stories about every subject imaginable."

Now he's serving as an all-purpose manager of the 12-year-old establishment, called the Lodge. Mr. Precker's new employer offers upscale food in a plush setting replete with a business center. Last year it won "Best Overall Club" at the Gentlemen's Club Owners Expo in Las Vegas.

"If you disapprove of the entire genre, then they all seem the same," says Mr. Precker. "But at the Lodge, class and elegance and integrity are very important to us." With a laugh, he adds, "Obviously, I have drunk the Kool-Aid."

At the Lodge, Mr. Precker writes speeches for Ms. Rizos as well as advertising copy. He has given the club a new slogan: "For the finer things in life." The old one: "Where a man can be a man."

Ms. Rizos says Mr. Precker combines "great intelligence and writing ability" with a willingness to handle operational duties. This week, for instance, he wrote a press release about the guest appearance of a burlesque star named Tiny Tina. Then he drove to the airport to pick up the 3-foot-9-inch entertainer.

For his part, Mr. Precker takes pride in how the club treats its dancers. He says Ms. Rizos encourages them to go to college, even pays tuition in some cases, and lectures them that, like professional athletes, they need to prepare for a second career.

Mr. Precker says it's a myth that the strip-club industry is immune to recession. But The Lodge is doing all right, he says, and he feels much more secure than he did at the Morning News. "Everybody in newspapers feels like they have a sword hanging over the heads, and are just wondering when it's going to fall," he says.

He says he roots for the newspaper industry and aches for its glory days. But he sums up his job much as he might have described being a reporter in earlier, better times. "I love the work. I love the variety."

Friday, February 13, 2009

50 Cent Starring In "Pimpin' Curly" Episode 2



This is the second episode. Pimpin' Curly shows you how he handles his women!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Woman Gets 38KKK Breast (World’s Largest)



Have you ever heard of Sheyla Hershey? Well, here's her story it took her 9 surgeries to get to this ridiculous size. Some times you can have too much of a good thing and her back will be done in a few years. You can see some videos of the girl talking about her melons and a few more pictures below.









She could feed all the starving babies in the world with these. So fellas, would you holla?

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hilarious Pic of the Week (Updated Every Sunday)



LOL! I don't even know what to say about this one.

Facebook Friends Share '25 Things' With The World




If you are a member of the 150-million-strong Facebook nation, you have probably learned some fascinating — or, let's face it, some not-so-fascinating — facts about your friends as part of the latest fad, the pass-it-forward viral game "25 Random Things About Me."

Like a mutating chain letter, though more artful and less threatening, 25 Things arrives as a Facebook note from a friend. That friend posts 25 facts about himself and "tags" 25 people and asks them to do the same thing.

The phenomenon continues to snowball. Facebook can't quantify activity specific to 25Things as it does applications such as Flixster. But spokeswoman Brandee Barker says that over the past week the number of daily "notes" has more than doubled and the number of daily tags of a Facebook member in a note has grown by five times.

"I would say that anecdotally I've never seen a note spread as quickly as this has on Facebook," Barker says. "What is really unique about this is it's a really meaningful piece of content. Some of the these notes are touching and frankly very insightful."

Unlike most unsolicited (and unwanted) e-mail chains, 25 Things is usually welcomed. "It's one of my favorite Facebook things," says Pete Hines, vice president of public relations and marketing at Bethesda Softworks. "I've learned a lot about people I've known for a long time and people I only know a little."

A random thing about Pete: "I am one of the least organized people I know. I don't do well with paper, or filing things away, but I am religious about my e-mail inbox."

Should you choose to join in the 25 Random Things craze, media consultant Shelly Palmer recommends that "you shouldn't put anything online that you would not want to see on the front of the newspaper or that you would not want a potential client or your boss to see," says Palmer, whose book Get Digital: Reinventing Yourself and Your Career for the 21st Century Economy is due this spring.

Social networks represent a paradigm shift in communicating. "This is the beginning of what will be a never-ending raft of social network games like this," he says.

How true. Already appearing in Facebook pages is a new note: "A Bunch of Questions — Share."

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Do You See Lil' Wayne?



Look at Lil' Wayne...LOL Are we the only ones that find this funny?

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Hilarious Pic of the Week (Updated Every Sunday)



LOL! Little Casanova!!

Youngest Smoker EVER @ 5 Years Old!!!!




The five-year-old will not be able to enter the Guinness Book of World Records as the youngest smoker in the world.

The indian boy’s parents say they have been encouraging their son to smoke since the age of three and claim his smoking skills are dazzling.

But a spokesman for Guinness World Records told Ananova they do not have records for smoking and avoid youngest person achievements. . .

He says the youngest person ever records were avoided because “the individuals concerned may not have a choice and could be forced into it.”



Monday, January 19, 2009

LMAO!! Playing Scrabble with Max B


Biggavelli Don't Play from jeff on Vimeo.


Check this video out! It's funny, when these two guys challenge Max B in a game of Scrabble.